Yeah, I went and did the 500 questions thing...but I did it on the 27th so its old, but not outdated.

1.What time is it? 9:02 pm (Oct 27, 2009)
Personal

2.Do you want to answer these? More ‘r less
3.Name? Lee
4.Name spelled backwards? eeL (now howsat work?)
5.What is your quest? The pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong XP
6.Nickname? Carbon
7.Age? 16
8.Hometown? POS, TN
9.What were you born in? Jeez, I hope it was a hospital.
10.Where do you live now? Same shitty place…
11.What state? Redundant question is win?
12.Ever going to move? When I get on my own, yes, NORTH.
13.Would you rather live somewhere else? Yeah, NORTH of here!
14.Birthdate? 10/10/dothemath
15.When do you blow out your candles? Duwhat?
16.Day you were born? How am I supposed to know?
17.Zodiac sign? Libra
18.Do you know what that is? A scale?
19.Sex? Male.
20.Height? 5’10”
21.Weight? 230
22.Eye color? Breen
23.Hair color? Dark brown.
24.Any siblings? Yes
25.Names and ages? Logan/11
26.Do you get along with them? Hell no.
27.Any pets? One cat.
28.Names? Kitt (Yes, for the car. Logan named him.)
29.Parents? Yes
30.Names? Tammi/Ondel
31.Do you get along with them? Most ‘the time.
32.Married or divorced? Married.
33.How long? 18…I think.
34.Website? dA and da’s about it.
35.Email? Woulda told this, but spammers got bad when I had it before.
36.AOL s/n? DUUUUUWAAAAAT?!
37.Yahoo s/n? DUUUUUWAAAAAAT?
38.ICQ? The hell’s that?
39.MSN? Yeah, but ya gotta ask first.
40.How many people are on your buddy list? 8, maybe 10.
41.Phone number? I get enough BS calls as is…
42.Personality? Dark…least that’s how I see it.

School

43. Do you want to answer these? Ya.
44.What school do you go to? Sequoyah
45.What year are you? 11th
46.What are you? Junior? Valedictorian possible? What does this question mean?!
47.Hardest class? History.
48.Easiest class? Pre-cal, Physics.
49.Most fun class? Physics.
50.What day did school start? Like Aug 12th or something like that..
51.Do you have classes with friends? God if I didn’t…
52.Do you have friends? “”
53.Do you go to school events? Rarely.
54.What was the last event you went to? Halloween Dance ‘08
55.Do you have school spirit? Campaigned against a merger.
56.Do you go to dances? Not anymore.
57.Stag or with someone? That took a minute for me to figure out…

Relationships

58.Do you want to answer these? Not overly.
59.Have a significant other? No.
60.What is their name? N/A
61.How old are they? N/A
62.How long have you been going out? N/A
63.Have you been faithful? N/A
64.Do you have a crush? Not really…
65.Who? N/A
66.Do they know you like them? N/A
67.You ever going to tell them? N/A
68.Do you have an online crush? Poooooossibly
69.Who? Why is this one number 69…

In the Past 24 Hours Have You?

70.Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions? I thought I was asking myself…
71.Had a serious talk? Online, yeah.
72.Hugged someone? Neupe.
73.Fought with a friend? No.
74.Cried? No.
75.Laughed? ‘Course.
76.Made someone laugh? Not sure.
77.Bought something? No.
78.Cut your hair? No.
79.Felt stupid? Slightly.
80.Talked to someone you love? Yes.
81.Missed someone? Yes.

Have-you-ever ?

82.You want me to tell you? What?
83.Smoked? Nope.
84.Stolen something? Only when it was overpriced. XP
85.Done drugs? No.
86.Drank? Had a sip, yea.
87.Gotten drunk? No.
88.Eaten an entire box of Oreos? No.
89.Been dumped? No.
90.Had someone be unfaithful to you? No.
91.Hiked up a mountain? Sorta.
92.Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? Every week.
93.Been in love? No.
94.Seen the White House? Yup.
95.Seen the Eiffel Tower? No.
96.Try smoking? No.
97.Played monopoly? Don’t you mean won?
98.Seen Titanic? Holy hell no!
99.Kissed someone? No.
100.Tried a weight loss program? Want to. XD
101.Jumped on a trampoline? Maybe?
102.Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? Yes.
103.Had a bubble bath? Jebus, when I was like 6.
104.Been on a plane? No.
105.Been on a boat? Yes.
106.Been on a train? Yes.
107.Been in a car accident? Yes…
108.Ridden an elephant? Random…no.
109.Made a web page? No.
110.Played with Barbies? No.
111.Stay up all night? Most weekends…
112.Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? No, my room never looks clean. XD
113.Called a psychic or sex hotline? No.
114.Watched Jerry Springer? Like once, and I sure as hell don’t endorse it.
115.Gotten in trouble for talking in class? Yeah, ABOUT THE CLASS!
116.Been afraid of the dark? I live in it…
117.Been in the hospital (not visiting)? Yes.
118.Had stitches? Not yet…*knocks on desk*
119.Dumped someone and regretted it? No.
120.Gone out with more than one person at a time? No.
121.Lied? Who hasn’t?
122.Been arrested? No.
123.Fallen asleep in class? Yes.
124.Gotten in trouble in class? Yes.
125.Used food for something other than to eat? Yes…sammich pilla!
126.Met a celebrity? Local ones.
127.Broken the law? Yeah, all the time actually.
128.Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? No.
129.Hated yourself? Yes.
130.Been brokenhearted? No.
131.Broken someone's heart? No.
132.Are you a virgin? Depends on your definition of the word…
133.Done something really stupid? This meme for one…
134.Been arrested? Same exact question ftw…
135.Hurt a friend? I’m sure.
136.Broken a bone? Almost.
137.Ever had a crush on a teacher? Actually, yes.

Favorites

138.Why do you want to know? Grammar plz?
139.Guy name? Can’t think of anything that stands out…
140.Girl name? “”
141.Nationality? Chinese. Honestly.
142.Color? Purple.
143.Holiday? Any where I get outa school and don’t have to see my annoying family…
144.Day of the week? Saturday.
145.Restaurant? Ichiban.
146.Fastfood restaurant? Pick a pizza chain…
147.Food? Eastern and Mexican.
148.Animal? Actually, humans…they amuse me.
149.Pet? Iguana.
150.Store? Don’t have one.
151.Mall? Oh god not that place!
152.Clothes brand? Cheap…
153.Soda? Pepsi.
154.Alcohol? Muskidime wine…
155.Instrument? Bass guitar.
156.Season? Winter, I like it cold.
157.Number? 69 XDDDDDDDDDD
158.Radio station? Rock 105.
159.Song? Tears Don’t Fall-BFMV
160.Sport? Soccer.
161.Vacation spot? NYC.
162.State? Any above Kentucky or west of Louisiana.
163.Country? Avoiding this…<<>><<
164.Flower? None.
165.Perfume? None.
166.Thing to do? Game
167.Actor? N/A
168.Actress? N/A
169.Saying? It’s there somewhere…
170.Car? Ford GT
171.Month? Oct.
172.Cartoon? Family Guy?
[link]? Favorite Link? Erm *searches* ah here we go. [link]
174.Website? dA, Wiki
175.Book? The Hobbit, yet I don’t like the LOTR series.
176.Quality about yourself? Smarts.
177.Your best friend? Justin.
178.Your best guy friend? Justin.
179.Your best girl friend? Erm…Rebecca I guess…
180.Fruit? Banana (don’t think too into that)
181.Vegetable? Water chestnut.
182.Meat? Fish is a meat ain’t it…
183.Quote? "The tiger can crouch all it wants, I ain't hiding from nobody!" - Me
184.Saying? …woooooooow.
185.Type of movie? Comedy.
186.Candy? Don’t eat enough to know.
187.Language? English
188.Magazine? C/D
189.CD? Quit buying them long ago <<>><<
190.Store? Thing likes to repeat doesn’t it?
191.Movie? Dragonheart.
192.Day of the week? I think it ran out of ideas…
193.Singer? Matt Tuck (BMFV)
194.Band? BMFV

Misc.

195.Why are you so curious? See “school” section.
196.Like to swim? Yeah.
197.Like to dance? Heeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll no!
198.Have a pool? Yup.
199.Have a car? Need one. (and to know how to drive it.)
200.Going to get a car? Hotdamn I hope so!
201.Your motto? The tiger can crouch all it wants, I ain't hiding from nobody!
202.What do you look for in a friend? Common interests…
203.What do you look for in the opposite sex? NIL atm.
204.Time you get up? Between 7:30 and hell freezing over, depending on the day.
205.Time you go to bed? Between midnight and when hell thaws back out.
206.What color are the sheets on your bed? Blue, and bluer.
207.How many pillows? 4, I move around too much.
208.Ever skip school? Today, but with a good reason.
209.Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No.
210.What did you eat for dinner? Some sorta steamer thing…
211.What are you wearing? T-shirt n’ boxers.
212.What movie makes you cry? None.
213.What book makes you cry? Where the Red Fern Grows (when I was 8…
214.What song makes you cry? None, typically.
215.What/Who makes you laugh so hard you cry? Jef-f dunHAM _dotcom
216.What is your favorite possession? Dunno that I got one.
217.What physical, tangible possession do you want most? 2004 Ford GT...
218.How badly do you want it? Bad enough to actually work for it.
219.Have you ever seen The Exorcist? No, but I wanna.
220.How long did it take you to understand why that question is here? 0 seconds, this is random as hell.
221.Does Christmas music played too far away from Christmas annoy you? Chrismas music annoys me period…
222.How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? Pulling social security…
223.What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Couldn’t tell ya.
224.What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? Cop, when I was like 3.
225.What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? It’s HUMANs….
226.There are currently no federal holidays during August-what should be put there? Drill-day! (think about it…think about it…
227.How good is your short-term memory? Fair to AWESOME!
228.How good is your short-term memory? Har har ya made me into a pirate…
229.(Not very good I see, I repeated that question, did you notice?) NUUUUU!
230.How good is your long-term memory? I can tell you what the first game I played was…
231.What is your earliest memory? Outside with my grandmother one very starey night <: ) I miss her….
232.What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? Drawing on my leg and blaming it on my imaginary friend at age 2.
233.What is your strangest memory? Jeez, don’t make me pick just one…
234.What is your worst memory? Oh I know, do you?
235.What song, movie, etc. Nevah gonna give you up.
236.What song, movie, etc. Nevah gonna let you down!
237.What size are your feet? 11-12
238.If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? It’s happened…I ran…literally.
239.Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going "blind"? I guess knowing them first…
240.Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Yeah…hell I have the same name as my dad. Tammis of the world, c’mere!
241.Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Not really after the situation on 238 happened.
242.What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? It’s fine
243.Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Never been attracted to anyone period…
244.Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? No, but I bank on brains so w/e.
245.Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? No, they never do, NE VE R..
246.Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? Donchu be copying me…
247.Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? It’s in ink!
248.Do you actually know your Social Security Number? Yeah, when someone asks for it.
249.Do you actually know your IP address? Lol it’s dynamic, no one does!
250.Do you know what an IP address is? One word, NERD.
251.Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? No.
252.Ever think there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? No.
253.Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? Imaginary, yes. 86i OWOWOWOWOOW
254.What do you think of pi, you know, 3.14152967 etc..? I like pie
255.Do you have a driver's license? No.
256.Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? God no..
257.What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Gary Busey…imagine it…
258.Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? Yeah, but I can’t remember who.
259.If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Paris Hilton :U
260.Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember who they are? Not sure I know whatchu mean…
261.If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? NOT Gary Busey…
262.Do you want to be John Malkovich? Missed that boat…
263.Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Not overly.
264.What do you love most about the other gender? Iiiiiii dunno.
265.What do you dislike most about the other gender? The preppy ones…
266.What do you understand least about the other gender? I do not understand what I do not understand…
267.Mac or PC? PC, Mac’s are annoying.
268.How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer or is it only as long as it works? I know most of what’s in mine.
269.Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? Yeah.
270.Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? Wull yeah, cause I can say shit on them I can’t irl.
271.Have you ever bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? Sorta.
272.If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Never bothered to ask…
273.Would you name a child of yours after you? No, 3 gens of Ondel would get old. Like there’s gonna be another generation…
274.If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Wouldn’t this work better if I had a favorite name?
275.What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Ondel (sorta rhymes with Honda) as Ondell (like the computer company)
276.If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Possibly.
277.Like to give hugs? No, OCD.
278.Like to walk in the rain? When I’m not going anywhere.
279.Sleep with or without clothes on? Prefer with.
280.Prefer black or blue pens? Black.
281.Dress up on Halloween? NO!
282.Sleep on your side, tummy or back? Side, stomach tonight.
283.Think you're attractive? No.
284.Want to marry? A Hell NO.
285.Have a goldfish? Had one.
286.Ever have the falling dream? No, amazingly.
287.Have stuffed animals? No.
288.Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? If there is I wanna stay here
289.Do you think God has a gender? What god? OOOOOOOH BURNED!
290.Do you think science counteracts religion? They fight like an old married couple…
291.Do you believe in organized religion? No.
292.Where do you think we go when we die? In a hole. In the dirt. Rephrase the question.
293.How easy is it to make you laugh? Depends.
295.Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? So a priest, Michael Jackson, and a young boy walk into a bar…
296.Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? “”
297.What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Vagoo (‘cause it’s a funny word :U)
298.What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? Tha chili-mobile and fox-chili!
299.Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching, when someone's watching? Yeah, and no.
300.What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? I dunno, but it said “bitch, ho,” and “ghetto” a lot…
301.What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? System of a Down’s entire lineup.
302.What song(s) are constantly in your head? Ten Thousand Fists, Re-Education Through Labor
303.What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Freak on a Leash
304.If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? She Hates Me XD
305.If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? Superbeast XD
306.What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? I don’t do movie much.
307.Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Sure was in TF:ROTF’s case…
308.Who's your favorite Star Wars character? GEEEEEEEEEEK!
309.What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Hmm I f-king wonder!
310.What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Dramas.
311.When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste.
312.What's your favorite kind of cheese? Swiss.
313.What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? Ahurgendurgen? (no offense I promise)
314.If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? I do, and I still do! Quit teasin’ me PETA! XD
315.Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? *dies laughing*
Friends

316.What a unique category, don't you think? Totally…
317.Are you sure you have friends? Pretty sure.
318.Best friend? Justin, Tatsu, Saphire. (I don’t reveal real names thank you)
319.Second-best friend? I could really put myself in a hole…
320.Email the most? PFFFFT who uses that shit anymore?
321.Call the most? Don’t call.
322.IM the most? Tatsu…
323.Best friend of the opposite sex? Haven’t we done this already?
324.Best offline friend? Justin.
325.Best online friend? Tatsu, Saph.
326.Which friend do you dislike the most? U fwied mah bwain!
327.Person you can always confide in? Tatsu, Saph (mostly cause they can’t beat the crap outa me if I say something stupid XD)
328.Person that you can talk to for 12 hours straight and never get bored? AOTA
329.In a fight or annoyed? Qwuit bweakin mah bwain!
330.Friend's house you sleep at the most? 9-way tie…
331.Friend's house you wish you could sleep at but can't? Endless list is win?
332.Who is the first number on your speed dial? Home.
333.Who would you take away on a week vacation? Anyone I could if I could spare the cash.
334.Craziest? Justin.
335.Weirdest? They don’t compare…
336.Most fun? Not saying…
337.Saddest? Not saying…
338.Quietest? Saph I guess…
339.Who knows you the best? Tatsu…
340.Who do you know the best? Saphire.
341.Who do you like to shop with? Who shops…
342.Talk with? I LIIIIIKE TALKING!!!
343.Trust the most? Not saying…
344.Flirt with? I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
345.Laugh with? How do you have a favorite friend to laugh with…
346.Give advice to? Whoever needs it most.
347.Who gives you advice? Alotta people but I usually don’t listen.
348.Best singer? I’mma guess me…
349.Best athlete? Justin and his HEUGE LEGS! (ENERGYLEGS!)
350.Who is the nicest? Could get me hurt…
351.Who is the meanest? Same for this one…
352.Best dancer? Never seen any of ‘em dance.
353.Best writer? Of the 4 of us, it’d be close between me and Tat.
354.Best smile? That’s just weird.
355.Most creative? Tough choice…Justin.
356.Best dressed? Me on occasion.
357.Best shoes? Most of us don’t wear shoes…
358.Who doesn't care if they lie? Could get me hurt badly…
359.Who can't lie? That’s a self-answering question! NIIIIICE.
360.Most innocent? Oh we’re all freaks! XP
361.Most innocent looking? Damn, serial killer, pothead, swordsman,…
362.Rebel? Me, in every sense of the word.
363.Moodiest? This could get me hurt too.
364.Happiest? Justin…it’s scary sometimes.
365.Cutest? Jeez, that could go any number of ways.

Do/Are/Who's?

366. It's because I'm bored, can't you figure that out? Same here.
367.Religious? Hehehehehehhee.
368.Try to be fashionable? Never.
369.Think fashion is important? Well, long as you don’t look like a hobo…
370.Get along with your family? When we’re against someone else, yes.
371.Get along with your friends? Dumb question no?
372.Get grounded? Apparently too old for that.
373.Know any foreign languages? Tiiiiiiiiny bit of Spanish.
374.Run into walls/doors? Rarely.
375.Blonde? It would overload the blondometer if there were 2…
376.Who do you talk to most online? Tat.
377.Who do you talk to most on the phone? Justin, ‘cause he’s the only one.
378.Are you a bum? Maaaaaaaaybe.
379.Do you get online a lot? I live online.
380.Do you shower? Usually.
381.Do you hate school? Not really.
382.Do you have a social life? Who needs one?
383.Do you trust people easily? No.
384.Have you ever lied to your best friend(s)? Yes.
385.Are you a dare devil? I’mma wuss.
386.Would you ever sky dive? Read 385.
387.Do you like to dance? Ew.
388.Are you funny? That or everyone I know smokes weed.
389.Are you a serious person? When it’s necessary.
390.Do you make friends easily? No.
391.Do you work out? I need and want to.
392.Do you like to work out? If I had the means to…
393.How much can you bench press? Nearly my weight.
394.How much can you lift? Like 150lbs?
395.Are you a popular person? No, and see no need to be.
396.Do you have plans for your future? Yes.
397.Do you plan to go to college? Yes.
398.Do you play sports? No.
399.Do you like sports? Not overly.
400.Do you play an instrument? No.
401.Know what you want to be when you get older? I wanna front a band…
402.Ever been out of state? Yup.
403.Out of the country? NYC is a different planet…
404.Do you like to travel? Yes.
405.What do YOU think of the way you look? Lame.
406.What do YOU think about your attitude? Shitty usually, but I like it that way.
407.What do you think about life after death? BOO!
408.What do you think about karma? Sounds like some sorta Ferrari…
409.What do you think about love? Non-existant.
410.What do you think about fate? She’s a bitch.
411.What do you think about yourself? NERD and I know it’s true.
412.What do you tell yourself if times get hard? TRY HARDER!
413.What would you give your life for? Not a damn thing.
414.What do you think about your first love? I’ll tell ya when the concept exists.
415.What do you think about the first person that loved you? Duuuuumb-ass.
416.What are you scared of? Falling.
417.Do you cry easily? No.
418.Who/What is something/someone that has touched you? Bow chika wowow. 419.What was the saddest moment of your life? Let’s not.
420.What would life be without friends? Boooring.
421.Without family? Not too much different.
422.Without you? This meme wouldn’t get done? Assuming it does anyway…
423.Are you deep? YUS!
424.Do you think love is once in a lifetime, or just chance? Love is illogical.
425.Do you like your town? FUCK NO!
426.Do you wanna get out of your town? FUCK YES!
427.What design/logo is on your mouse pad? Who uses those any more?
428.What color is your mouse pad? “”
429.Drink a lot of water? I has a 60oz bottle.
430.Have a cell phone/beeper/etc.? Yes.
431.Do you like amusement parks? I win things in them.
432.Have you ever been to 6 Flags? No.
433.What name brand do you wear the most? Goodwill XD
435.Do you like getting your picture taken? If they wanna I wanna.
436.Do you have a tan? It’s 42F outside…
437.Do you get annoyed easily? Who’s asking?
438.What are you hobbies? Gaming.
439.Do you have your own phone/phone line? No.
440.Do you have any posters/pinups on your bedroom walls? Yeah.
441.Are you sick of this survey yet? More my fucked up ear and my fucked up leg than this fucked up thing.
442.Do you get good grades in school? Valedictorian…
443.How do you vent your anger? Resistance 2
444.Are you a role model? Probably not, but I hate kids anyway.
445.Who do you look up to? I DOMINATE!
446.Who do you trust the most? Not falling for this…
447.Do you have any piercings? No.
448.Do you have any tattoos? No.
449.Do you dream a lot? ALL at once…
450.Do you daydream a lot? You pay a lot of attention doncha?
451.Have you had a nightmare lately? No.
452.Do you have any allergies? Yes and they’re horrible.
453.Do you have any health problems? Nothing too bad but alotta little stuff.
454.Do you like animals? Some.
455.Do you have any pets? Fail meme is fail…
456.Do you like siblings? Stop the world, I want off.
457.Do you have glasses/contacts? Supposed to.
458.Do you have braces? No.
459.Do you have a job? Need one…
460.Have you ever been fired from a job? If I was I didn’t know it.
461.Who did YOU want to be President? NADER!
462.Who would you vote for, if anyone, and why? PEDRO!
463.Do you have a curfew? I have no car…
464.Are you a vegetarian? I haaaaaaate those people/
465.Could you be a vegetarian? *twitch*
466.Have you ever thought about suicide? Yes.
467.Do you like coffee? Sometimes.
468.Do you have a sweet tooth? Used to.
469.Do you like horror movies? Fuckyea!
470.Do you like to spend or save your money? Save.
471.Do you keep your room clean? I can find stuff.
472.Do yours well? I did the funky comadina if that’s what you’re asking.
473.Do you eat vegetables? Yes.
474.Are you a flirt? No.
475.Are you good at flirting? Don’t wanna know.
476.Do you like to go to parties? No.
477.Do you still go trick or treating? NO.
478.Are you an angel or a little devil? Irrelevancy levels reaching critical…
479.Do you get along with people? Who’s asking?
480.Have you ever just started dancing/singing in the middle of somewhere? Noooo…
481.Have you ever won anything? Yes.
482.Do you have a waterbed or a regular bed? Innerspring.
484.Do you get bored easily? No.
485.Do you play golf? No.
486.Do you play miniature golf? No.
487.Do you like tennis? No.
488.Are you flexible? Maaaaaybe
489.Are you a sweet heart? God no.
490.Would you like to be cloned? I’d want control of both bodies…
491.What are your opinions on cloning? Feh, do whatever ya want.
492:Can you say anthropomorphicationalisticality 5 times fast: I’m looking that up…fake word is fake.
493.Scaramouche,scaramouche, will you do the fandango? I buy my tickets at the theatre thank you.
494.Did you like this survey? Coulda done without…
495.Are you sorry you began filling it out? Not really.
496.What questions do you wish it had asked? I think I just became a man…
497.How would you have answered them? Oh you do not wanna know sista.

THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
498.When was the last time you let the people you love/people who are important to you know you love them/that they are important to you? Like as in, meant it? Ffffffft probably several years ago.
499.What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? If I didn’t answer it, you’re never gonna know unless you already do. Also, my ear hurts.
500.What time is it? 12:02am (Oct 28, 2009)
9:02 pm-12:02am Eh, not my best time for something like this, but I did have an epic battle with a roach at around 11…

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